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Vertonte Firmenphilosophie

by Herzschmerz Versicherungen

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    One Vinyl for "Herz" and one for "Schmerz". Inside the gatefold jacket - a premium studio portrait of CEO Jannik Haller and CFO Iassen Markov, overlayered with all lyrics.

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1.
Der Versicherungsvertreter 03:02
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2.
Esso Romantik 02:24
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3.
Rauchen Verboten 02:46
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4.
Dating Portale 06:16
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5.
Alkohol und Koks 01:46
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6.
Bitte halt mich warm 02:35
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7.
Liebst du mich 02:05
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8.
Hässlich 03:31
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9.
Liebeslied 04:12
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10.
Brennendes Einfamilienhaus 04:22
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11.
Ibuprofen mit Erdbeergeschmack 05:04
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12.
Rückenschmerzen 04:36
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13.
Rauchen Verboten (Cocktail Bar Version) 03:55
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Herzschmerz Versicherungen
Vertonte Firmenphilosophie

Lovesick - everyone knows it, everyone hates it. Everyone feels alone. Everyone questions the previous relationship and what has been said during it. Everyone tries to numb the pain of this all-encompassing suffering with alcohol and drugs. Everyone calls at four in the morning and leaves embarrassing love confessions on the answering machine that will be never heard. Everyone feels alone and tries to find solace in casual acquaintances in bars, only to be turned away for being pushy. Everyone lays up for weeks stalking the likely reason this relationship ended, oh! It didn't have to end, it was all so nice and this new one can't be good and he/she won't be good if the plans I've been making here for nights come true...oh how nice would this be! Oh, it can't be, maybe I just can't be loved... maybe I just should...

Everybody knows it.
But from now on you never have to go through all that heartbreak alone again because we - Herzschmerz Versicherungen have the solution!

We are a band from Stuttgart, somehow only classified as dilletantic strange in the genre. We are at your side and take care of you when your heart hurts!

Book one of our numerous insurance packages today, or just listen to our songs - that helps too!

"Denn wenn du dir nicht sicher bist und deine Liebe bald zerbricht:

Komm, schöner Mensch und kauf doch eine Versicherung bei mir,
Bei Herzschmerz bin ich dann immer da, bei dir!"

Jannik Haller & Iassen Markov

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released April 4, 2023

Lyrics: Jannik Haller
Music: Iassen Markov

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Herzschmerz Versicherungen Stuttgart, Germany

We are an insurance company and a band from Stuttgart, somehow only classified as dilletantic strange in the genre. We are at your side and take care of you when your heart hurts!

Book one of our numerous insurance packages today, or just listen to our songs - that helps too! ... more

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